And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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