Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
Randomize
