i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
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