if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
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