I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
My tinder date wouldn't stop talking about the Star Wars movie trailer long enough to fuck me. HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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