If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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