So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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