You got in a fight last night?
Yeah! Some dude in the bathroom...he was standing there and I notice he's got the same shirt as me on so I'm like...dude you should have called me, we look like idiots...he didn't say anything...so i got pissed and hit him...completely decimated and my hand was all bloody and covered with glass afterward...weird dude, never saw him again that night or since.
Um...Did this guy happen to look almost exactly like you?
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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