"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
Randomize
