She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
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