HIV tests are more positive than that guy
life is too short to starve
life is also too short to be fat
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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