So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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