i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
someone owes me an orgasm
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
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