So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
I just projectile vomited in a Methodist church parking lot. If Jesus didn't love me before he sure as hell doesn't now.
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
bring money and cleavage
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
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