it wasn't lemon gatorade
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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