People in love make me want to vomit
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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