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(916): View more from California

I'm really into asian looking animals

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(919): View more from North Carolina

Heybabeimwearingurpanties

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(260): View more from Indiana

3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella

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I've never been more proud of you

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(519): View more from Ontario

Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.

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(731): View more from Tennessee

can we take a shower together?

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no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing

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(303): View more from Colorado

I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep

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(515): View more from Iowa

Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.

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(917): View more from New York City

I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.

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(904): View more from Florida

I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it

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