We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
Help. Why am I so naked?
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