I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Randomize
