sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
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