Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
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