I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
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