O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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