What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
My vagina just recognized that song.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
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