What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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