it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Randomize
