So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
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