I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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