She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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