Those balls look pretty dangerous.
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize
