they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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