What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
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