dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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