I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
Randomize
