come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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