Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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