I seem to have left my pride at pride
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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