You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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