I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
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