yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
i just stumbled downstairs, still drunk, to hug my dad and wish him a happy fathers day
but fathers day is next sunday
i realized that after i threw up on his bare feet
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
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