she looked like the before picture.
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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