There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
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