$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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