Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
Just drug him and when he wakes up be like "you just woke up from a coma, we've been married for the past five years." It'll be like the Vow but fucked up.
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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