I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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