Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
no you cant smoke seaweed
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
I'm just crazy horny about you
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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