Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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