Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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