Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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