i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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